Let me start this off by saying I am very passionate about writing…passionate about the fact that I utterly despise it. Since the day I was forcibly thrusted into the world I have hated writing. There is no real explanation why. It really makes no sense at all because in primary respects I should really enjoy writing. It encapsulates many things I love, such as telling stories, using big words in an attempt to sound intelligent, and long drawn out rants about absolutely nothing. However the second you add grammar and spelling to anything it instantly loses all appeal it once possessed. Mostly due to fact that grammar Nazis are allowed to freely walk among us commoners. Sinking their perfectly poised and grammatically correct teeth into any and all who even dare to enter their turf.

    However with that being said…welcome to my blog! A place where in an attempt to document my navigation of life, I will willingly publish my writings into the world for judgement. How thrilling! Now I feel that since this is my first ever post I should lay out my intentions for this blog. Now just a warning I have absolutely none so it will most likely be a random assortment of stories, recipes, and who knows what else. With that being said I hope you enjoy. (:

“Welcome to the Party Pal”

John Mclane